Toothpaste on my hoohoo.............

Working in the financial world, I got today off for Veteran's Day. A day at home with the toddler and anything is bound to happen. ANYTHING. So today I found him in the bathroom with a tube of toothpaste that the teenager forgot to put away. There was an overpowering minty smell in the bathroom but only a small speck of toothpaste on his cheek. I cleaned him up, hoped that he didn't eat too much toothpaste and sent him off to play with more appropriate things....the bathroom still smelling quite potently minty. Ah well. And I was off to enjoy some more of my day. I found out where the minty aroma was coming from when later I returned to the bathroom to make a tinkle. After I wiped-my netherregions caught on fire. Or froze. Or no .....it was icy hot! HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PEARL!!!! Apparently the toddler wiped his toothpasty fingers off on the roll of toilet paper. Let me tell you no amount of water or cleansing can help this situation. If you ever, for some freak reason, get toothpaste on your "hoohoo" you will just have to wait it out till the icy-hot wears off! On the upside.......my husband raised an eyebrow when I told him my "hoohoo" was minty fresh. Hmmmmmmm..................